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And
now, a presentation from the fine folks at Scatpack.
Save
your $8, grab some popcorn, kick off your shoes and watch our
Feature Presentation...
Please
turn off all cell phones.
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This
preview is rated PG-13,
No children under 13 and no one with any taste allowed.
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Dang.
No nudity
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"The
Fast and The Plastic"
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If
you can read this, you're too close.
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Starring..
a Pretty guy...
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Body
by Clairol
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Guest
starring.. funny looking angry bald guy.. and..
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I
can act. No really. Give me a paper bag and I'll show you.
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..A
very nice blown charger!
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I
tried out for Bullitt,
but was too young.
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..Enter
the plastic...
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More
fake noses than 90210
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Look
it flies!
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Thats
really lightweight plastic
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No
Quiero Taco Bell...
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Shmores
anyone?
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At
his night job, he's a zamboni
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Scraaaape.
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"Ah!!
I hate this piece of crap car!!!"
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Thats
one cool hood ornament, Jed.
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"Hey!
There's no carbon fiber on this thing!?"
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I'm
still acting.
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"Whats
this button do?"
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It
sacrificed it's life so that millions of Barbies could be made.
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Hey!
Everyone! There's a sale on exhaust pipes at RS Strauss!
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Gee,
no one will notice all of us racing.
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And
here we have the birthing of an import.
His mama was a honda,
his papa was a tonka.
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Puuush!!!
It's a boy!
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This
is how imports are really born
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Wasn't
it night time a minute ago?
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Ok,
bucko, lets get it on!
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Why
do the wheelie bars go the wrong way?
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Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
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3,
2, 1, takeoff!
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Whats
a cubic inch?
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This
is gonna be easy.
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They
call it a cheater system for a reason.
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The
other button is air freshner.
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Watch
out ! Its MommaTruck!
She's protecting her child!
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The
ghost of Steve McQueen is driving the truck!
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Whew.
It looks like I'll just land on my wheels...
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Land
on the car! Land on the car!
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Doh!
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This
asphalt smells funny.
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Damn
Duke boys!
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I
can't look.
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I
really got to talk to my agent.
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I
don't want a closer look! Damn you!
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Fin.
I want my money back.
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