First off, What do you drive?
Funny you ask, we drive matching Volvo station wagon 245 DLS, mine's a 79 and her's is a 78 - total coincidence. Thay kick ass and rarely fail us, no Mopar, but no complaints, plus tons of room to haul gear.

Who plays what in the band?
I play a Fender p-lyte bass thru a Trace Elliot 1x15/2x10. Sounds good,plays like butter, wants more (any sponsors???)
I play a 73 gibson SG, Mesa dual rectifier, and a Randall 4x12 cab. All flavored by my big muff!

Hm, interesting, perhaps I'll get back to that later...

Who are your biggest influences? What do you hate?
I LOVE Stevie Wonder, Anika's influences will vary greatly. I hate everyone!!!
Hate new country. Love almost everything else. I'm a music fan.

New country? I just thought it was "models who can lip sync"

How long have you guys been together?
Oh 3 yrs. or something around there, never kept track.

Of course, I say "guys" in that non-gender specific way
No offense, I fart the like the best of the boys.

Speaking of bodily functions, are your parents proud?
My mom rules but says I sing like my dead gramma, and my dad is a pastor who says we need a song that's not "Hemi Fuckin' Cuda", fuck the Christian guilt. Who cares, really?? I am proud, that's all that matters.
I wouldn't say my mom is proud, but I do think she secretly lives vicariousley through me. I grew up in a very musical environment.

Beatles or Elvis?
BEATLES definatley, Elvis is the 60's version of a 'boy band'(don't tell my friend Gretchen I said that, blasphemy in her world!)
Elvis is soooo cute, before he was fat n' all, but then I went to Graceland...hmmm. he's a little bizarre. Never went to John Lennon's house.

Not much to see but a bloody stoop.

You guys are from Colorado, Do you know Mork and Mindy?
I wish! Nannoo, nannoo.
No, and I never would've met them because Boulder is a DRAG!

Did you know Colorado is a rust-free state? (no road salt)

Could you change your own oil?
Yah, but it would be a fucking mess. I'd probably break out.
Ditto, I'm gonna get a boy to help me and we can get all greasy together.

How long have you been together?
You already asked that. Who really cares anyway.
I'm wondering just what your getting at.

Um...I'm just being thorough?

Do you tour outside your area?
As much as possible, know any drummers who can tour??? Serious.

About that drummer... How many are you up to now? Explosions or just spontanious combustion? And are you tired of Spinal Tap references?

What was the first year you could order a 426 Hemi engine?
1970?????
I'm sure I could find the answer to this question on the net somewhere, but I'm not about pretending I'm the car aficianado. I know what I like, Do I have to know where, why and how too?

How would you describe your sound?
I wouldn't, is your brother cute???

Don't got one. I have a hot sister though.

Do you feel you get 'dissed' cause your chicks?
Or do you just kick ass and take names later?
Usually we kick ass and take names right away. Some people don't take us seriously cuz we're 'chicks, ever been slapped with a bloody tampon??
Girls and rock go together like hot dogs and donuts.

Congratulations on using tampon, hotdog and donut in one answer. There has to be a prize for that somewhere.

Who is going to play you in the VH1 TV movie of the week?
I don't have cable. I like Troma films, personally. They suck.
I want Karen to play me!!! Did you know she's an actress also?

Really? Been in anything we'd know? Got your SAG card?

Who would you prefer: Toxie? or Leatherface?

What would be your dream tour (with whom, dead or alive)
Karen's would be with Stevie Wonder, he is a positive, enlightened human being. It would be a weird bill though, maybe more appropriate would be the Ramones.
Young Rolling Stones (not quite living, not quite dead)

Ramones, eh? It could be on their "this is the last last ever tour we mean it this time tour"

If you guys were a Boy-Band...
Who would be the sensitive one?
Who would be the cute one? The badboy one?
Me.
I think Karen's the cute one and the loose cannon.

Would any of you (including drummer) date Micheal Torpey?
No, but ask Anika.
Sure, whats wrong with him?

If you have to ask.. you don't want to know.

What was the last album you bought?
Madonna, Music
My friends' new album. Waiting for the Death of My Generation, by the Streetwlkin' Cheetahs. Got it at their show the other night. It's always best, if you can, to buy the album straight from the artist (especially if it's young Stones)!

What was the last album you stole off Napster?
I don't steal. I think Napster is okay, now that it's so regulated guess we'll all have to go back to dubbing tapes.
There is no music worth stealing that isn't worth buying.

Is Heavy Metal dead? Is Abe Vagoda dead?
I LOVE METAL!!!! Who is Abe Vagoda? We have a partially finished new song call "Ina gota colavita"(in the garden of olive oil...)
Abe Vagoda? Isn't that "Fish"? Yeah, my guess is he's dead. Metal, is not.

Just for those keeping score:
Abe Vagoda "Fish" = Alive.
Keith Richards =Barely.

Did you guys know Rob Halford is gay? I didn't.
Yah, duh!!! Look at the way he sports all that leather. It's okay cuz I love fags(and drag queens).

Is Henry Rollins a genius, or annoying?
Henry is one pissed off mother fucker that has something thoughtful to say about it, I can respect that.
When standing in front of you, a genius. When advertising on television, annoying.

Well, especially when standing in front of me. I almost got into a "tussle" with him once.. but i digress..

Will you remember me when your rich and famous?
But of course my darling.
I wont remember you after I drink this!

Give me a good reason to buy your cd and worship the band rather than just listening to engine sounds?
Well, there are no engine sounds on the disc, so if that's what you're after, go to the races. Buy it cuz it rocks and we worked very hard on it. Face it, if you spent a shitload of time, $$$, and passion rebuilding a car you loved, you'd want to share it with the world, wouldn't you? Cruise by for all to hear the engine purr?

Cooler: A-Team van or KITT?
A-Team van, Fool!
What was up with that pansy ass britt-tish f@#&ing whatever it was?

Not sure. But he loved it when a plan came together. And Godzilla costumes.

Last Q: Is this the most annoying interview ever? If not, how can i make it?
Loved it, love you
Not annoying at all. You can screw the whole thing up by just writing in your own versions of our answers, that's always annoying.

If you have anything else to add, feel free.
2=2+4, but it ain't free, nothings free.